Ratfu:

Howdy! Ahm Ratfu, cowboy and shpashman. Jusht wanted t' say h'llo. H'llo. There. I said it. Bye. Gotta go round up Cowfu! Shee ya!

Hello, young one. I am Pandafu, sensei trainer of the great masters: Catfu, Pengu, and the rest. Please take my new poll. I am greatly excited to see the results. Now, goodbye. I must go and eat one little piece of rice at a time with my chopsticks. Man, am I hard-core.

Hello. This is Catfu. I hope you like our new blog. And I hope that Pengu didn't scare you. He does stuff like that a lot. Since he was born, Pengu loved to eat (typical penguin). But when he came to Harpswell, he discovered pizza...and...well...yeah.
So, Do you like martial arts? I do. Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, But, most of all, KUNG FUSION.
Sensei Shouju started Kung Fusion, which is based on Kung Fu.
And-oh! Betsy's about to start Yellowjacketfu's favorite movie, the BEE MOVIE. Better run!

Hi! this is Pengu! Sorry 'bout the last post. I had to interrupt Dogfu for a very important reason! Nate just figured out how to make a POLL! So, take my POLL, okay? Okay.

Hi, there! This is Dogfu, computer nerd and science geek. Nate started this blog for us 'fus, but I get the feeling that I'll be the only one to use it. What? Yes, okay. Lionfu and Catfu say they'll post, too. Ratfu probably will. And you might not want to read a Pengu Post because it'll be all

Hi. This is Nate Nelson, with an introduction to this blog. This information has finally, after two years, been de-classified.
Six years ago, there was a knock at our front door. My mom went to answer it. It was my friend, Crash. He had news: he had finally gotten a cat. But there was something wrong with it. It had no pupils, no tail (it grew back later), no nose, and, um, it could talk.
He introduced himself as Catfu.
Three years later, a penguin showed up at Crash's front door, begging for food. He called me over. Then things got even weirder. A sensai guy in a cloak showed up in a cloud of smoke. He said he was Sensei Shouju, and the penguin was Penguinfu Jr. Pengu for short, and that the 'fus will rid the world of evil.
Since then, we've found many other 'fus. They're living in a shack in our backyard, and will be posting on this blog. Have fun!